Over 102936

Bag Demotivational Poster


TAGS: geek nerd douchebag freak cubby
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - July 3, 2010, 6:04 pm
but zip up your fly first!

TEABAGGING - I'm doing it!

TAGS: tea bagging teabagging lions
Rating: 3.13/5

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Woody - July 16, 2009, 3:54 pm
Truely owned!!!
jj - October 6, 2008, 7:53 pm
"snailing" OMFG! HAAHAhahahahahah
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's a female lion. She's snailing!

SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Looking for financially stable baggage free white male No drama!

TAGS: baggage free
Rating: 4.17/5

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xnavygunner - February 21, 2014, 11:40 am
Probably wonders why she can't hired for a job too.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:42 am
White male with rifle and pistol looking to rid the world of what the hell ever that thing is.
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:08 am
Her parents must be so very proud of her (it?).
pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 9:55 am
Please tell me that's a made-up extra from some rubbish SyFy vampire film and not a real person.
Silverheart - March 1, 2013, 12:26 pm

Are you sure it's female? Too many body mods... they should be a greeter at WalMart.
PapaFox - March 1, 2013, 6:28 am
Nightmares are made of these! :-D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!

KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag

TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 assistants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.

DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.

TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

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Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making butterflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..

DOUCHEBAGGUS MAXIMUS - Belonging to the Stupid Guido genus, the Douchebag is known for its use of gang symbols and "puckered" myspace faces.

TEABAG - Looks like Chuck Norris teabagged a dolphin

THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.

TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!

TIM TEBOW - Because mel gibson doesnt play football.

TAGS: tebow gibson douchebag
Rating: 4.29/5

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Rudedog - December 25, 2012, 2:10 am
When did Tebow become an anti Semite. Is it the whole New Testament thing. Seemed like an pretty good guy to me. Can't throw for shit though.
EmilioDumphque - June 1, 2012, 10:21 pm
There's also the matter of ignoring Jesus's wishes regarding public prayer! Mathew 6:5
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:58 am
If he can learn to throw he will be great. Usually throwing isn't learned in the NFL, you're either born with the ability or you never get to the NFL. He works real hard at it so maybe he can learn it. Still wondering how they won 6 strait.
Airman - December 7, 2011, 12:15 pm
I live in Denver, and am not a big Broncos fan (grew up north of Oakland), but this has brought some relevance to what was going to be another 4-12 season. He works hard and is amazing when it is crunch time. Not sure Elway is enamored. But it's fun
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 7:12 am
Good point, that does make sense.
RonE - December 7, 2011, 5:22 am
It's not hate. Most of us think he is overrated "professional" player. When he has shown through play he is worth all that hype (professionally) might be a different story. Until then, just another rookie starter. (He is getting better weekly)
caveman - December 7, 2011, 1:24 am
I think people just hate on him because he is different, in the way he represents himself, and the way he plays QB.
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:04 am
I don't understand why some people hate on Tim Tebow. What did he ever do to anyone?

JESUS MAY LOVE YOU - But The Rest of Us Think You're a Douchebag


TSINGTAO - Because in China, beer comes in bags.


TAGS: douchebaggery extraordinaire
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean. - September 26, 2009, 12:30 pm
Can you imagine it ... being Hitler's only black friend? You'd be on call 24-7 -- "Yes Mein Fuhrer, Kenye nearly gave Mike Myers a heart attack. I too nearly dropped my viennersnitzel. Or: No Mein Fuhrer, cornrows would not be a good look for you ...."

DOUCHEBAGS - Wear sunglasses at night.

TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 2.29/5

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TAGS: speed bag the douchebag testicles
Rating: 3.64/5

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target1081 - January 4, 2012, 12:32 am
Most trucks with them don't need them, as the engine has none.
Grim [email protected] - February 5, 2010, 10:33 am
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 9:57 am
you speaka de engresh?
vasilache - February 5, 2010, 9:49 am
in have a skoda fabia... FABIA i say... but i'd pus some tities on her tho
me4891 - November 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
Perfect, where I live they are quite popular. Dumbest things you have seen
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:18 pm
I'd love to see a Smart car sporting some of those ... but it'll never happen. If yer man enough to drive one of those things, you don't need to compensate upon your compensatory ride (yer truck).
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:02 pm
I want sum fo' my truck, I reckon. 5/5

DUMPSTER BABIES - They go into the BLUE bin. Not the Green one!

TAGS: babies children kids fetus trash garbage
Rating: 3.47/5

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Stuart - November 17, 2008, 1:26 pm
Whoever made this, You should be ashamed of yourself! This is just sick!
NY'er - November 11, 2008, 9:36 am
Blue Bin It!!

douchebag -

EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE - Don't Worry, Everybody Has It. How Is Yours Packed?

EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.

TAGS: scotland mordor walking bagpipes marching
Rating: 3.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:25 pm
America is hilarious. These guys playing the Scottish War pipes represent the people the Irish patriots were fighting against! It's a wonder they're not wearing orange!

TEABAGGED - Ah, sweet victory.

TAGS: teabagged
Rating: 2.87/5

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Spencer, Ray - June 12, 2009, 12:58 am

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... - But it's still oh so funny.

TAGS: teabagging
Rating: 4.2/5

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MindBenda - March 13, 2012, 1:10 am
Thanks XD
carebear - March 12, 2012, 1:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)

ALCOHOL - without it, some people would remain virgins forever

PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!

TAGS: the cool kids are having bagel implants
Rating: 4.25/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:04 pm
Those look like horrible tumors.

A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.

TAGS: baghdad oldschool medic
Rating: 2.71/5

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smalltownguy - March 16, 2011, 12:42 am
Mostly the Iraqi ambulances had the red crescent, some had both cross and crescent. Shared-use bases had both. Funny thing about the Iraqis, they would literally (often) only take patients who had cash on them.
Derek - March 16, 2011, 12:04 am
I'm told the red cross is now often accompanied by a red crescent - some people see the red cross as a religious symbol.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 4:45 am
WTB projectile IEDs, I hear theres a great market for them in LALA Land.
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 4:33 pm
Thanks. Soldier Medics! lol Good memories. I'll admit I'm hella glad to be out, but I do miss when I got to work on EPW's.
MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:56 pm
Glad you came home to tell the tale, STG. I'll give you 5 Up-Armors!
smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 12:09 pm
In early 2004 (before armor kits)we got hit weekly by IEDs. The locals made some pretty low quality ones that weren't much better than two small mortars taped together. The shrapnel hits did't compare to today's stuff.So yeah cumshottyz I know wtf one is.
Shottyz - March 14, 2011, 11:22 am
1L for not knowing what an IED actually is.

BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity

TAGS: beer bags pancakes
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 12, 2008, 11:40 am
Good call! You miss all the foam that way.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 8:54 am
It's beer in a bag! I want to nibble off a corner of a bag an suck on it like a baby to a tit.

GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.

DOUCHEBAG - This one is a professional.

TAGS: professional douchebag batista
Rating: 1.91/5

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ThatGuy - March 16, 2010, 2:41 pm
I'll say it to his face. Whats he gonna do? Hit me with his purse?
gaps - March 16, 2010, 5:50 am
fuggenwaggles even the names funny lmao when you tell him he is a douch to his face & wake up 3months later from a coma come msg me and i might rate this lmao

NO YOUR FACE IS BEAUTIFUL - But I think you should really consider double bagging that personality

TAGS: face beautiful double bag personality
Rating: 4.29/5

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Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm
punctuation is everything. No, your face is beautiful. BUT it really should read, Yes, your face is beautiful... Sorry I could not help it. It just kind of bugged me.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 am
the eyes are beautiful indeed, but the jaw seems suspiciously squ5re... before proposing, m5ke sure she's not packin' :)
vulture - January 30, 2012, 4:21 am
Ouch! 5L for the slap, and the beautiful eyes.

DOUCHEBAGS - Meet your Emperor. He has proclaimed himself emperor of all the douchebags.

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - Becoming more manly everyday !!


GAY - you are it

Reusable Shopping Bags -

TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!


Elvis Presley -

36'' LIFT KIT - Because sometimes normal compensation just isn't enough.

STRETCH HUMMERS - Allowing douchebags to overcompensate in style!

Life -

TAGS: life baggage heavy bike people
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - December 14, 2016, 5:28 am
I'm digging the "up yours" thing, but I hope Amesome is still in use.
concern3 - December 13, 2016, 11:47 am
How true, UP yours
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2016, 10:53 am
Yep. Still around. My twitter is under the same name though. Mostly reposting some of my oldies.
CloudchaserS - December 13, 2016, 3:16 am
Misery! You insist that the weight of the world should be on your shoulders! My friend of misery! (Metallica)
rerun - December 12, 2016, 7:55 pm

5150.....man. Long time


TAGS: booking calendar blues brothers verbage
Rating: 4.74/5

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Oldsod - May 21, 2015, 8:39 pm
Yes...into the classroom file.



TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rectum. Anal sex has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.

PRIORITIES - The heck with eating! I'm rocking this new bag! I need to lose weight anyway...

TRAILER TRASH - If this was posted in the Career Advisor's Office, I would have chosen Garbage Collector instead of accountant!

TAGS: hendricks garbage hawt
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 8:55 pm
Her ex-husband was a pilot once.... once.

APPARENTLY ALL HER FRIENDS ARE DOING IT - she just dosen't see the fun

BULLSHIT IN A BAG - Seals BS in, so everyone doesn't have to listen to it outloud!


TAGS: when airbags save lifes mariand
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 30, 2012, 8:17 pm
Well, you just keep up with them ‘deficiencies’. Yer stuff rocks….. always.
mariand - March 30, 2012, 7:39 pm
lol... Gary, this is one deficiency of mine... I barely make myself understood, even to me... read tags and if that doesn't help, well, enjoy the picture...hehehe
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:19 pm
Well, it’s Friday afternoon, my brain is mushier than mushy peas, and I can’t understand the verbiage, but somehow it doesn’t matter now does it……thank you Mariand…
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:44 pm
i feel a sin coming on. brb

AIRBAGS - When they go off in your face they will knock you silly.


TAGS: pack your bags
Rating: 4.33/5

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TheOne - April 4, 2012, 8:50 pm

THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE - not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about it! -Albert Einstien

TAGS: google douchebags evil einstien
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - August 20, 2011, 2:11 pm

you mean like Christ?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:21 pm
Those Auto-Suggestions have to go!
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 3:24 pm
Hi Hammer, make it 22, enough of this discussion. Next post on this poster, today, gets a TO.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
21. Because I checked it as soon as I clicked the "Post Comment."
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:19 pm
Well, he took it in the form of how it was an elitist symbol. I think it was accompinied by Skull and Bones on Harvard or Yales doors.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
congrats hammer, you just got 20 people to check the clock simultaneously
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
which should be a pretty clear indicator of just how screwed up those doucherockets actually were.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I won't be going anywhere until 345. That's when I will be done with my last patient and I have closed all my notes :-)
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 3:13 pm
And it was revived by Hitler for the reason of racism and "white supremecy."
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
the swastika a big symbol in Buddhism, which, is about as far away from Nazism as a person can get.
Airman - October 20, 2010, 3:08 pm
Hitler became Chancellor in 1933.. and was left alone until he attacked Poland in 1939.. heck, they hosted the '36 Olympics. He emulated Rome with all the symbolism. swastikas have been around long before the nazis started using it, as in Bronze Age
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 3:04 pm
I'm glad you've run away Hammer......you weren't exactly "well liked". In fact...you're a tool.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Swasticas were also used in war propoganda posters. More proof that just because a symbol is shown doesn't mean its PRO (insert symbol's group)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
can your EO make us a poster then?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:24 pm
Really, it's impact versus intent. My EO would be super proud right now.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:22 pm
I take it since you haven't answered you now see the poster as it was intended. Anti-Nazi. Its about taking action against evil instead of just watching it happen.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
Have you read the quote? Do you agree that the symbol reinforces the wisdom within?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
IDK..the Nazi's killing millions of people? Maybe that might be a start.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Could you kindly point out where this poster is about hate?
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:54 pm
And my name is all about hate? FAIL.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Someone seems to think that this is factfake.com....it isn't.
AdmiralAckbar - October 20, 2010, 12:01 pm
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:16 am
In pursuant to Article 4 of Act of 15 September 1935, the eagle of the Reich (Reichsadler; organs of state) points toward your right, while the eagle of the NSDAP (Parteiadler; NSDPA) points to your left.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:14 pm
Martyrs don't make change. Check history.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:33 pm

knock it off or take a time out....both of you.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 7:26 pm

i could rattle off "so did your mom" ...nah. too big, too controlling, conform or be cast out...kinda like your mom. sorry had to.
urmom - June 26, 2010, 7:17 pm
google did do something asswipe


TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 3/5

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Matters_Not - December 21, 2008, 12:50 am
what!!!.no comment from culos?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 2:56 pm
The best way to eat a head is to boil it in beer. The meat comes right off, and the brains are easy to yank out the nose or foramen magnum. Always remember to shave the whole head first!
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 1:06 pm
Well, normally, yes. Those unlucky bastards just managed to prove to be ALMOST a semblance of a fraction of a challenge.
Cubbybear - November 26, 2008, 10:43 am
He doesn't eat the heads?
Overlord Douchebag - November 26, 2008, 10:02 am
This is pretty funny..I think SOMEONE'S been spared my usual morning slaughters. Made my day, right here.
Elwood - November 26, 2008, 6:40 am
Funny, but I don't hear OD laughing, Ronsart. I sure hope he has a sense of humor. Otherwise, someone might die.
pro - November 26, 2008, 4:36 am
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 26, 2008, 1:13 am
I hear it's only for photo-ops. Normally, the place is a mess.

COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.

DOUCHEBAGS - Meet Your New God

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY - #1 on my "Top 5 list" of people I wanna punch in the face

TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.92/5

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DOUCHEBAG - Everyone knows one

TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 1.62/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 8:37 am
Now I know three more!

THE ELDER GODS - They're a bunch of douchebags. Please kick them in the nuts if you seeh them.

TAGS: elder god douchebag elder god douchebag
Rating: 1.5/5

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spacedog - February 7, 2010, 1:26 am
So this guys hits two Moderators and three long-standing members?
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
Sand, not stand. I fail'd.
Overlord Douchebag - February 6, 2010, 9:11 pm
It's obviously someone I put in their place before..Wonder who's still got stand in their vagina.
Claire - February 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
If he had stopped at "They're a bunch of douche bags" it would have been funny, but then he had to keep going and it just got hateful. Also, I don't think there is an "h" at the end of the word "see."
rerun - February 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

is this supposed to be a tribute? seems hateful.

suicide bomber -

ENJOY 2011 -

TAGS: final year teabag your mom
Rating: 4.81/5

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Reality Lord - January 19, 2011, 12:17 pm

when the myan calendar expires its the end of the world. when mine expires i party then buy a new one. go figure
evodmasters - January 3, 2011, 11:03 pm
You know, just because the Aztec calender ended in 2012 doesn't mean that it's the end of the world. Maybe the Aztecs knew that they would be gone by that time.
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 2:30 pm

YAY!!!! no more credit debt....wooohoo! hang on...does that mean i have to use cash? man i haven't seen that in years.
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 1:46 pm
ok, cranky, i will be careful not to fart
crankyhead - December 31, 2010, 12:49 pm
i bet you'll outlive the current economic paradigm RL. Whole global economy is teetering on the edge of the toilet seat and a weak breeze any day now should flush all that credit debt away. =)
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 12:41 pm

losing slep?!?! dude i'm still hoping for a zomie apocalyse so i don't need to worry about my credit cards anymore.
crankyhead - December 31, 2010, 11:34 am
you know what happens on the last day of the mayan calendar? it resets at the beginning, just like every other calendar. to the mayans, the alignment of earth, the sun,and the center of the galaxy is considered Jan 1. now quit losing sleep. =)
Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:57 am
wait so goatse is god?
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 9:51 am
Best see a doctor, that thing looks inflamed.

TRASH - Giving a whole new meaning to the Good old sayings of "One Mans Trash Is Another Mans Treasure".



TAGS: air travel we all have baggage
Rating: 3.37/5

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spacedog - November 25, 2009, 8:44 pm
5Ls. Nice job GreyScorpion.
MrRandom - November 25, 2009, 6:23 pm
We can only hope there's not that much oxygen in the space.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 5:15 pm
5 Poodles GS...been down that road why too many times!


TAGS: life time woman joke quote nice fashion way say brown bag sexy eyes hide beauty religion
Rating: 3/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:24 am
6L if possible!!!
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am
that made me laugh till tears

CHARLES - Have you seen the Birthday Present that your Mother gave me ??

REPUBLICANS - They Love Their Tea Bag Parties

TAGS: tea bag republican
Rating: 2.55/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:06 am
Are you stupid? the elephant is a republican symbol. Learn american politics before you speak
anonymous - October 21, 2009, 11:01 am
except that's a democratic symbol on the rainbow flag. moron

NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU SHOP - You will never find a bag as awesome as this one!

TAGS: bag cool fun get one crazy shit
Rating: 2.36/5

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GodsWorshipMe - February 10, 2010, 12:34 pm
Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 9:24 am
That's a pretty friggin' sweet bag.

DEMOCRACY - It has its flaws.

TAGS: teabag jesus
Rating: 2/5

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Sean - October 21, 2009, 2:32 pm
AGATHA A few figs short of a sack.



TAGS: sad garbage crankyhead
Rating: 4.94/5

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spacedog - November 12, 2010, 7:52 pm
Nice one. The essential mattress of history is not what happened but what people posted on Youtube.

WOULDN'T IT BE HILARIOUS - if the moderators did this to every person who's a douchebag on Motifake?

TAGS: monitering moderators douchebag
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:03 am

this would be mild by comparison :)
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:41 am

AMERICA - Where people grow their own airbags

TAGS: airbags
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 5:50 pm
**Said while holding hand at eye level**
lazyphil - March 1, 2013, 2:37 pm
Careful, they look dangerous & may go off in your face !
Krickit - March 1, 2013, 2:23 pm
Ive had it up to here with the breast!!!

Inverted Hair Growth Syndrome -

HANDY PIERCINGS - For those times when you wash your douchebag and need to hang him up to dry...

TAGS: for those times when you wash your douchebag
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Meh, this one works out nicely.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Thanks... I wanted one with a hippy but I couldn't find one.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
Good one.

KANYE WEST'S - Favorite Movie

TAGS: kanye west taylor swift blatant douchebaggery
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:48 pm
Works for me, Chopper. Works for me.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:43 pm
Okay okay - if Kanye West got to have sex with Angelina "The Lips" Jolie, I'll give it 6 lions.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:39 pm
The only thing to do now is write down this story and hope the others believe...like the Bible.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:35 pm
What an awesome coincidence, based on the subject at hand. And we're the only ones that witnessed it.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:33 pm
That's the magic of Kanye, my friend. lol
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:32 pm
You know what Bart? You typed and posted that comment while I was typing my previous one. What are the odds of that?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:31 pm
I don't think you're ignorant. But are you being serious?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 8:30 pm
Imma let you finish, but...this is the best Kanye poster of all time! Of all time!
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:23 pm
Well what WAS the Kayne thing? Pardon my ignorance lol.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 8:15 pm
Oh, has the Kanye thing run its course by now? My bad, I should've known...
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 8:11 pm
I don't get it. Is there some scandalous story that I've missed? I'll vote when I'm filled in.

OH, LOOK - Overlord Douchebag Got His Own Comic!

TAGS: god overlord douchebag comic book
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Sidereal - January 12, 2010, 7:46 am
Surely Adolf was left handed>?
Derek - January 12, 2010, 1:35 am
We're living in Bizarro-world

GARBAGE - Even it has feelings.

OKAY - Who Upset The Overlord Douchebag ??


TAGS: teabag lord thanks
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

HAHA - May 8, 2009, 3:42 pm
What a great set of titties.

SHOP AT COSTCO - Get the Jumbo size of Bronzer and go all the way down.

TAGS: douchebags no popped collar
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by alohadude2

ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:25 am
It's only common sense.


DOUCHEBAGS - They look about the same to me

TAGS: douchebag jon gosselin
Rating: 2.44/5

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DrEvo82 - July 30, 2009, 2:36 pm
Every time I see him in the news I just want to punch his stupid face. Kate needs a REAL MAN, that was the problem all along.
doofenshmirtz - July 30, 2009, 1:36 pm
DUUUUDDDDDDE, the one on the right isn't wearing a Ed Hardey shirt!!! That is how you tell the difference.

Genetic Enginering -

CONSERVATIVES - Fight the real enemy!

TAGS: conservative liberal douchebag
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Morgan

YAY! - May 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Conservatives........Fucking Morons
Zed - July 21, 2008, 2:11 am
The Terrorist who attacked us was OSAMA BIN LADIN, from his base in AFGHANISTAN, not Iraq, retard!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:00 pm
The problem with conservatives: they apparently don't do the "abstract thought" thing so well, if you're any indication. If that sign is real, it's referring to a health care problem.
Dumb Ass Liberals - May 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The problem with Liberals. They see Conservative Americans as the "real enemy"... not the Terrorist who knocked down two of our buildings and beheaded our civilians! Fucking morons.

NUGGATIZATION - Take the shit out. Turn the bag inside out. Put the shit back in.

TAGS: nugget bag
Rating: 1.15/5

More motifakes by Cameron

NREEEOW - February 19, 2009, 4:29 pm
wtf calm the hell down. First of all, it has different names. Second, it's a fucking prank. It's not a big deal.
Steve - February 11, 2009, 7:17 pm
It's called "turtle-ing" where I come from. It's the thought that counts
wtf - September 10, 2008, 12:50 am
ok, wtf is this shit. you fags are doing it wrong. it's called fucking "ninja'ing." you stupid bastard children of school warfare. go die.

PACK YOUR BAGS - We are going on a guilt trip ...

DOUCHEBAG - is a gender-neutral term


TAGS: mariah carey is an attention seeking nutbag
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MustyK

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:30 pm
where's my club??

MOOSEHEAD - How do you tell a guy likes Moosehead? Easy! The antler marks on his thighs!

TAGS: can we get this in bags too eh
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

MO - October 4, 2009, 10:04 am
OMFG!!! LOVE IT!!! Moosehead is better than no head.....



TAGS: douchebaggery
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

Panik. - August 30, 2009, 1:28 am
ok this was fkn great!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 12:50 am
Thanks man. And when you reach that age when yer morning wood is no more, you will indeed, mourn wood. (Ok, that should rouse all the down-voters. Have at it, boys. *snickers*)
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 12:31 am
LMFAO - That is all.

STOP REJECTING MY DAMN MOTIFAKES!! - the cat going pfthspfthfspthfp was funny and you know it!!!

TAGS: not pleased you douchebag
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by shawoopa

Reality Lord - December 23, 2010, 10:26 pm

its funny dude....probably unlike the ones you had rejected.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 7:48 pm
Can we see a video of that?...and any related spanking videos?
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Kind of like the nuns I had in primary school that would give the ruler over the knuckles... ouch!
Claire - December 22, 2010, 7:33 pm
The mods are a cruel bunch, aren't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 7:01 pm
Don't feel bad, just take the 1's and try harder.
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 6:45 pm
this is awkward......

THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - He will see you now....

TAGS: overlord douchebag
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Break - September 30, 2009, 3:04 pm
And he will know... YOU ARE NOT PREPARED =].
LD0ne - September 10, 2009, 4:43 pm
call him that 2 his face.. i'm sure he'll show u how douchebaggy he can be...
LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 10:20 am
Why would you want to turn into a lesser being? Unless it was the Hostess Twinkie Kid, ok course. Golden-spongey-cream-filled cake!
Elder God Douchebag - March 12, 2009, 10:01 pm
You're no nerd. That was my first thought, too. "Oh, sh*t, I can turn into Illidan Stormrage."
Khatmonsuk - March 2, 2009, 6:03 pm
Call me a nerd or whatever but...can OD transform into Illidan?! Truly epic.
Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:02 pm
It's a Trap!!!!!!

FOR RENT - One cock, barely used.

TAGS: douchebag
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

[email protected] - March 6, 2010, 12:38 am
2.5 4 the photo 2.5 4 the caption

NO THANKS - The appropriate response should Elder God Douchebag offer to help you assemble your kid's Jungle Gym


TAGS: disaster douchebags soccer camera fans
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by EndyDK

Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 10:58 am
Not a bad fake at all except for the actual quality of the pic and the verbiage. Would have gotten more but i gave it a 3L


TAGS: his douchebaggery holds no boundaries
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by kakspert

phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:43 am
Besides, he can't be a total douche. Please notice...collar unpopped...
kakspert - February 6, 2010, 5:55 pm
lol yes...being an avid Linux user and developer I know Linux when I see him...BTW it doesn’t really look like he is endorsing windows but more like making a joke out of it.
Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:22 am
A fine Finn! Fabricator of the foremost software fixture. Fastidious, friendly and deservedly famous. Are you sure this is him?

BAGCAT - Will come out when they're all gone

ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - A man of many moods

TAGS: elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

raziel - June 21, 2009, 11:09 pm
good job making a giant squid look cute lol :P

THAT MAKES YOU - A douchebag too

TAGS: j35u5m4 douchebag arguing
Rating: 2.71/5

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sixthseraph - June 24, 2011, 2:18 am
Shouldnt this have been godwined by now?